no. you can't hotbox the world.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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