i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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