then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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