You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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