I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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