trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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