if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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