are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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