If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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