Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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