Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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