Well apparently he's into motor boating.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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