Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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