you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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