I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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