I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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