Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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