thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
i think im in europe. pls send help
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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