It's Friday. Sex?
its not stalking. its research.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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