its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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