Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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