Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
This is the high leading the old right now
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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