Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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