do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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