If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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