I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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