if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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