you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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