I think I am morally bankrupt
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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