My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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