Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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