So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I smell stomach acid.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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