I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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