when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Randomize
