I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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