who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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