I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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