i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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