i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
last night I used snow as a chaser
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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