You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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