So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
this will be a night to untag.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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