I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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