The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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