Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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