I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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