It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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