White coat. Heels.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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