I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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