y did u give ur computer a hand job?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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