Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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