Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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