The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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